you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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