she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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