my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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