well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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