So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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