Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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