But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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