I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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