Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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