shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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