After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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