Can Purell be used as lube?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He felt like a one man threesome
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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