my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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