Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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