but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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