Christians are straight up FREAKS
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
