I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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