so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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