For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Randomize
