it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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