She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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