If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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