No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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