I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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