Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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