He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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