his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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