It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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