Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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