i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
oh god was she eating orange peels again
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Just puked most of my soul out..
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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