Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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