it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
My liver just had a heart attack.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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