would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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