it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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