I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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