Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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