I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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