ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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