And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Randomize
