I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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