Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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