He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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