So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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