Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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