the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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