i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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