quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i will never coherently bang her
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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