You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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