What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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