She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i already hear my dad disowning me
Come see our sink grown plant.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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