Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
