My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I think people are normalizing furries
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Randomize
