Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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