she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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