D3 body, D1 cock
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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