S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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