i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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